What guys say on cam/What guys actually mean on cam

[EtherealMOD]

I thought this could be a fun idea for a new thread.

I'll start! ;D

What they say: "I want to see you cum."
What they mean: "I want to see you cum in a way that is visually pleasing to me whether or not will get you off easily.

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When they say "Where are you from?"

what they usually mean is "I need to find out if you live close enough to me so I can get you to drive over here and fuck me, since u r a webcam slut and all."

What They Say: "What do you do in pvt??"
What They Mean: "Talk about all the dirty things you do so I can jerk it and cum to you just talking about it and then leave without ever taking you private!"

"Show feet bb "
"I'm whacking off now and want to see your feet so I can cum for free"

"Stand up bb "
"I'm whacking off now and want to see your whole body so I can cum for free "

Oh here's another gem, I saw someone say to a newer, adorably nerdy chick
"I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself already"
"The fact that you're beautiful, better at CoD than me and will realistically never give me the time of day makes me feel really insecure and if I don't make a dickish remark there is no chance you will even acknowledge me" *fetal posish in 3... 2...1*

They say "i wanna serve u mistress"

They mean "I want you to, without me telling you a damn thing, know my exact fetishes, order me around for free so I can wank off"

"You're a whore." = "My mother never loved me."

"What will u do with the cat bb"
This could mean one of two things
"Can I talk you into a little beastiality? It's too expensive elsewhere, risky to download, illegal, will show up in my search history, blah blah blah but you seem like you'll do anything for this money I don't have and nobody will be able to prove I watched beastiality"
OR
"I want to see your shocked, disgusted reaction"

mmmmm bb stand up - I'm too lazy to go to your profile and look at the 20+ full body pictures you have posted.

"I'm here to be your friend" = "I'm a freeloader and will sit in your room asking for attention and waiting till someone else tips you"

From a basic- "someone tip this beautiful girl"

"I'm watching for free so I need you guys to pitch in for me to blow my load all over my keyboard in my parents' basement"

bb please do a gold show = wait come back and do a private just with me = aww no more gold show i was just about to give $50 gold = *kick*

"Show me your ass before pvt" - "Show me your ass instead of a pvt"
"I want to be your slave and obey you" - "I want you to read my mind for things I'm into but will never tell you about"
"Do what you like baby" - "Grab the biggest dildo you have and bang the shit out of yourself"
"Do XYZ for us" - "I want you to do XYZ now and I don't give a fuck about others"
"Give us a Gold Show bb" - "I want my Exclusive at 0.5 a minute"
"I'm into feet, bb - are they cute?" - "I want my fetish show for free, because feet are non-adult"

"you're so hot", "you're so gorgeous", "you're so beautiful", "I love your smile" = maybe if I compliment her enough, she will forget about wanting money and give me a free show as a reward for my compliments and niceness.

:rotfl: These are the greatest EVER!!! I hear EVERY SINGLE thing all of You have written at least 50 times per every hour I'm on cam!
Thanks for the much needed laugh! keep em' coming!!;D

"You look exactly like my mom/sister/cousin = "Let's roleplay in free chat."

"Has tipped 500 tokens"

"I think you are new/dumb enough to believe I just tipped you by typing out that I tipped you"

"faster, harder, harder, HARDER, cum, cum, cum NOW, squirt squirt SQUIRT NOW" = Im a virgin

:no_way:"If You flash your pussy BB real quick, I PROMISE i will take You prvt." =I am really a jealous model, who's room is dead, so I figured I'd come into Your busy room, and try and make You show Your pussy in free, so I can screen shot it,and get You in trouble.
"Do You have a real man there? I can only take You prvt. if i see You with someone who is real man-not dildo!'="I want to make a cheap porno, so I can make some extra cash on the side, selling stolen material"

"I need to know what I pay for", "Give me a preview of your ***, I'll buy a show if it's good enough" - " I'm a beggar but this will make me sound like a shrewd gourmet"

"You look so nice and special, you're too good for this. Do you need a friend?" - "I'm trolling the site for personal info. Mind giving me your FB so I could harass you into giving me free shows?"

"I'm 6'2, good looking, muscular guy, 9 inch cock" = "I'm a gift to women and I deserve a free show"

"I have a business proposition for you. Can you PM me, bb?" = "Different song...... but I'm still a freeloader who wants a free show"

I'm middle-age, out of shape chain-smoking mouth breather probably stealing my neighbor's internet

My cam is broken, bb.

"Hi I'm Joe male 23 single" = "I have confused this site with a dating agency"

"Do you like younger guys BB?" = "I think women must prefer younger guys and don't realise that I'm reminding her of how bad in bed young guys are"

"Can you take all of that?" = "I have no idea what a woman's anatomy is like...for all I know that thing reaches as far as your throat."

"Do you escort?" = "I just want to get off on your voice by asking useless questions....or I get off on thinking I'm seeing an escort...or I am really looking for an escort but I'm too damn lazy to search the site for one and check out her profile first so I'm going to irritate every girl in free preview by asking this question."

"no sound..please type bb" = I need you to ignore everyone & talk to me right now

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"Wow 5.99 a min?" = Wandered into Saks when I need Kmart

"Do you like big or small cock, bb?" = I am fapping and I need to hear you talk about cocks so I can cum for free.

"What is your favourite position, bb?" = I am fapping and need to hear you talk about sex so I can cum for free.

"What is your favourite roleplay, bb?" = I am fapping and need to hear you tell a dirty story so I can cum for free.

Amazing and soo true, thanks for this!!

"*girl X* will do a Skype show for 400 tokens! I'm not paying you any more than that!" - I only have 400 tokens.

this is great I know its ment for fun but im new to the site and camming this is not only classic but i have gotten some good info off it too. I love you guys (ive been lurking reading threads for three days) ur all so sarcastic and witty its great.

"damn ur expensive" = "even if you were $0.99 I still wouldn't pay as I want everything for free"

"You are too ugly/fat/vanilla to charge X.XX" - "I don't have X.XX"
"Make me hard before pvt" - "Make me cum"
"How old are you?", "Where are you from?", "Are you hairy/shaved/trimmed?" - "How does one scroll the page down to read the bio?"
"Can you show me the outfits you have?" - "Turn your room into a complete mess, get everyone leave the chat and then see me go away never to be seen again"
"YA BITCH! SLUT! Answer me BIATCH! STUPID UGLY HO" - "I'm 13 years old and I'm so happy you can't punch me in the face!",

"Does your husband know you do this?" - i think all women are lying Jezebels.

"Will you do that ONE thing you WON'T ever do? JUST FOR ME BB PLZ 4 ME"

translated:

"I have been sitting here talking to you for 5 minutes already, aren't you supposed to be like a circus of porn or something? I AM A GUY AND I AM SHOWING YOU MY 15 INCH HORSE COCK. Why can't I see the pussy circus?"

translated, again:
"I feel entitled because I have a penis even though it is not very impressive."

hilarious thread!.. just wanted to say thanks for the laughs:)

"I sent you a picture of my dick, Do you like it?" - "Now that you saw my dick, I'm entitled to seeing some pussy!"

When you know they're just free loading trying to get stuff and u blow them off then they say something along the lines of this
"Your be a bitch or insert other 12 year old insult you need to so and so or you wont make money and last long there"
But what they're actually saying is this
"Dammit your not easy/stupid and I cant get you to be my virtual slave dolly toy for free so I'm going to act like a dick you and try to make you feel guilty about the fact u didnt do exactly what I told you to do in freechat"

LOVE this thread!!! So much...

"Do you have a nice ass/feet/tits?" = I want to see you flash for free, and think that I am being truly sneaky and clever about it. You will never suspect that I am asking to see them, just asking about them. Mwahahahaha.

"I have a 15" cock" = I truly believe that women want to be impaled during intercourse, and that you are just a dumb slut who will believe that my penis is 3x the average size, despite anatomical unlikelihood.

"Do you like black cock" = I would like some BBC fetish talk for free please.

"What size cock do you like? What do you think of 3"?" = I see in your profile you do SPH. I would like some for free, please.

"Will you flash your pussy for $100000 gold? I will give it to you after" = I assume that you will be blinded by greed and stupidity, and show me your pussy for free.

(After a request for a free flash is denied) "You are an ugly bitch" = I am furious that you do not respect my belief that I am entitled to everything for free, and am going to go cry about not being able to masturbate to the sight of your nipples.

"Open boob for to me mak sexy with u" = I do not speak English, but I'm going to try to talk dirty through Google translate and see what happens. If you do not understand the mangled wreckage of the english language that results, I will get very angry.

"TITS! TITS NOW! TITS!" = I'm 13, and the only boobs I've ever seen are when the chess club went swimming.

"Are you shaved or hairy bb?" = "Please talk about your vagina in great detail so I can jerk off for free"

"What do you consider small?" = "I want free sph and I think I'm super clever"

I'm in the marines. *asks for a flash/shoutout for free * = Being in the marines entitles me to free shit.

Believe it or not, when I started the thread I was hoping that it would end up being the more 'educational' verison of the 'Stupid Shit Heard on Cam' thread for future newbie camgirls. I am so glad that it did!

Just one nipple, bb! Plz? I just want to see one nipple = You are a dumb whore, and I am smrt so I know if I can get you too just show me one of your nipples I will be able to talk you out of your panties in no time.

Just for me, bb? Plz? = Hmmm, my compliments to her didn't make her give me free shit so maybe if I lay on the guilt trip maybe that will do it it.

"It's my birthday"= I get live cam sites and Denny's confused

"Put toy in pussy then I take you PVT for an hour/give you 1000 gold" - "I wanna see how dumb and greedy you are"

I really like you! = I am about to ask you for free stuff

OMG! You are so hawt, bb! Marry me! = I am about to ask you for free stuff

You are fat/Ugly/Stupid = I am pissed off that you won't give me free stuff.

This thread is amazing XD

Now this is the thread I wish all the custies would read! Thank you all for keeping me smiling!

Any time they say: "Can I ask you a question?"

I can almost guarantee the ban hammer will have to come out.

"Hey bb do you roleplay?" = "I am about to ask if you role play scenarios that are against the site rules."

^^^ Every. Damn. Time.

Oh man if only you did that one thing your profile says you never do. I'd totally buy your content! aka I have no money so i want to make you feel bad.

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"How old are you/what are your rates/do you deepthroat/do you do anal/what is your name?"

I am too damn lazy to read your profile, so I am going to interrupt you with inane questions. I am special. I am KING. I don't need to read profiles, the world revolves around meeeeeeeeee!

"Where are you based" = "You're on AW so you must be an escort, I'm too lazy to look at your profile to see where you're from and it's never occurred to me that you may only cam."

"I'm bored", "I'm just in my lunch break", "I'm just looking around", "I'm just waiting for another booking" = "I am just doing those things and I think that you're doing free preview because you have nothing else to do and purely exist for my convenience."

"Will you be around in ______ hrs/mins? I'll come back to you."

Means: I want to see how desperate you are for cash so that maybe, if I wait long enough and you're still here, I can get you to lower your rates/ give me stuff for free."

"do you have tights...stockings...a g-string...a nurse outfit...a red spotted soft toy bear or some other dumb shit?" = "I just want to see you get up and run around getting these things."

"are you ready for pvt bb?" = "I want you to stand up or otherwise change your position and get really excited thinking I'm going to take you into a pvt session when really I'm just a very sad freeloader."

"do you want to go pvt bb?/lets go pvt" = "I don't understand how Adultwork works and have never clicked on the pvt button before"

pm: "Hi"

"Rather than just say hello in general chat, I want to know you are devoting your attention ENTIRELY to MY pm box to say hello back to me. If you do not answer immediately I WILL post in general chat "bb check pm" just to make sure I'm getting your attention."

"Hey BB, open my cam for a sec...just my face, promise." = Hehehe, this dumb bimbo is gettin' a sneak cock attack...and then I can jerk off.

"OH JAYSUS! You are so (extensive, crazed compliments here)" every day, every time I log on from a guy who hotlisted me, but has never paid for a show = I will stroke your ego so much you will eventually give me a free show.

"Hey there, I'm a cam model too in the dude section." = Because I made a cam profile, which no one will ever pay to see, I am so not one of THOSE guys and will bother you every time you are on. Open my cam, let's get to know eachother...for free, because we are co-workers.

"What can you do for me/is your show really good/what do you do to charge X.XX/do you *insert something crazy/naturally rare/dangerous/sick/illegal/requiring years of training here*?" - "I want you to feel bad about your show so I can press you into lowering your price".

"i will brb" what they really mean- "i am going to log off and watch you as guest so i dont have to contribute to your countdown."

"looks like i came just in time." what they really mean, "as viewing you as a guest, i saw that your countdown is over so i logged back in to chat with you while i freeload."

"what can you tell me that will convince me to go into pvt with you?" = "I mistakenly believe that the balance of power rests with me."

"How does this site work? How do you load credit? I can't find the tip button."

Means: "I'm a mindless consumer who doesn't read anything in detail before I punch in my credit card number, especially if said product is in any way related to sexual entertainment. Also, I'm so anxiously staring at the screen, desperate for a nip-slip that I refuse to acknowledge the TIP tab, near your face or the token/credit amount, displayed next to it."

Your tits are TOTALLY not the size that you say that they are. They are (insert obviously much lesser cup size here.)

= I am so smrt! This will totally get her to prove it by flashing me for free.

OR

= You aren't paying enough attention to me, so I am going to act like a 2 year old and say things that are untrue just to get you angry because any type of attention from a hot chick is good attention.

OR

= Your prices are too expensive for me to afford so I am going to call you out in a lame attempt to sabotage you because if I make it look like you are lying about your breasts size I wrongly assume that it will make the custies that can actually pay suspicious about what else you are lying about.

What guys say on cam: You won't get up and show your ass/feet/face/pussy/bodypart to me for free? Good luck, making money on this site. You'll need it!

What guys actually mean on cam: Oh shit! She is onto me! I better bail the fuck out now while I still can.

What guys say on cam: Hi there! I am a girl!

What guys actually mean on cam: Fuck, all my other Wile E Coyote plans to get her to show me her boobies in freechat have failed horridly. This one has GOT to be the one that will work!

"Why won't you show feet for free? Its not your pussy or anything" = I mistakenly believe that this sex worker is completely unaware that people can have fetishes for body parts other than a vagina, and will convince her to get me off for free.

Word. I had a guy the other day say "her boobs aren't D's. Her bra is making them look bigger." *rolls eyes*

Do you Skype bb? _= so, I can pathetically attempt to get a free show and then harass you forever.

Definitely accurate.

Do you have Skype? = Please leave your room full of paying customers to do a free show for me

I sent you the money bb, it just takes awhile to show up, do the show for me now= I didn't send the money, but I think you look stupid enough to believe me

OMG, I just realized this one, today:

"I know the site takes a pretty big piece of your pie, so if you ever want to do something else like Amazon gift cards or something, let me know."

Means: "Since we've established rapport I'm going to take advantage of my meager knowledge of what your work/profits really entail and try to offer you things in place of legitimate monetary compensation for your time. If you refuse to accept things, over the secured payment of your site, I will use whatever method we agree to to inevitably stiff you out of free time and shows."

This is coming from a regular NF custie. For the record, NF takes only 30% of my "pie", which is totally reasonable when he calls at $3.99/min for Ignore shows. Stupid pig, if I want things off of Amazon, I'll make you buy them for me while I'm charging you, per minute, to look at me. Duh.

Do you RP baby? What is your favorite? = I want you to talk dirty to me in free chat OR I want to see if you name my favorite RP because i'm too embarrassed to type it and claim it as my own.

"You're so gorgeous, I'd love to show you my hard cock, my cam is on bb"= I'm desperate to have someone look at my cock, and I will lose all interest the second I find out you don't view cams. I wasn't interested in looking at the model in the first place.

I have so much love for this thread. It just made my whole day! ;D

Or, "I'm going to now ask you which one is your favorite one in hopes that you'll just pop out with the one that's MY favorite one....it will probably also be something that's against the site rules...so it's even more unlikely that you'll blurt out my very specific, illegal roleplay scenario...but one day this will work and you'll blurt out, 'Mommy fucking her baby son with a sheep!' just like I've dreamed. That'll mean you're my dream girl....and by dream girl I mean that I'll instantly spooge all over my keyboard and then return every night to harass you in free chat."

^^^ lmao > died

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[EtherealMOD]

Bahahaha Isobel You're always so much more articulate than I can ever imagine being! You totally got what I was going for! Wanna RP with me BB??

What guys say on cam: "Flash me your tits and and I will set you as my favourite."

What guys mean on cam: "I so underestimate your intelligence and your eagerness to please me that I am not even trying hard in my efforts to manipulate you."

"Can you do a discount for a soldier? I lost my wallet in the desert" = I'm cheap.

"You could make a lot of money if you get naked" = "I'm so witty yet so incredibly stupid that I actually think vague hints of imaginary money will get you to change you cam persona, style, and attitude so I can see your tits for free."

after asking them what they want to do - "I dont know, bb. lol." = expects me to tell him all what I can/will do in pvt and blah blah. He gets to hear dirty things I will do for free.

"I'll get credit when I get my next paycheck." = I never plan on taking you private but I still want to try to talk to you for as long as possible.
"You know you are just really a prostitute." = I want you to give me a free show by making you feel bad for charging me.
"I'm here to serve you, Mistress." = You are here to serve me but I'll pretend to be just doing it for you.
"How much longer are you on?" = I'm really just leaving but I want you to think I'm eventually going to pay you.
"I will do anything you say! Anything for you Miss!" = I will do anything sexually fulfilling to myself and let you watch.
"Will you go ahead and get your things ready for the show?" = I just want to see you dressed up for a 1 minute.
"I'm new to this site." = I don't want to pay for anything so I'm going to pretend I'm stupid.
"Your voice is so sexy" = I'm currently jerking off to you talking.
"Do you do chastity?" = I want your email/skype/yahoo so we can talk about my complicated fetish for free.



I could go on...and on...and on...

Or, = I know I want to be dominated, but I'm too ashamed of my desires to do any research or articulate what I want you to do so I'm going to go with a vague, "whatever you want Mistress" so that I can tell you that you're not a REAL dominant when you fail to immediately read my mind.

Ugh. Total nice guy syndrome
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/ ... guys.shtml

^^ Love this- I'm so glad that site is still up. Every woman should read it.

My response to the soldiers is: "Begging isn't honorable."

Not really on cam but on those forums where they share all our captured videos "Can anyone re-up this video of that camwhore slut 'nickybigtits21' cheers".. what they actually mean "Can someone please give me this chicks videos for free because I am just a freeloader and I'm going to add the words whore&slut in her description even though I am so inlove with her and she is so sexy and amazing that I am desperately posting on the internet to get videos of this goddess, but I must degrade and demean her so that she looks like a loser and not me."

"You are *insert anything insulting*!" = I'm so desperate to get any attention from you, that I go straight to the last resort - negative reaction is a reaction, after all.

"I have no limits, do whatever you want to me" = I have limits that Ill abruptly remind you of if you veer off of what id like to have happen

"Do you do taboo?" = Ageplay bb? Ageplay? bb. AGEPLAY?

"All the other girls on here are-", "you're so [----] unlike the other girls on here", 'guess youll just ignore me like the others", "Models on here are all-" = I spend so many hours a day freeloading on camsites that I no longer have the capacity to experience joy.

(on a major cam site) "My card doesnt work on this site" = I dont have a credit card, my card is overdrawn, the site banned me for CBs but I signed up again, I dont want to input my credit card, Im underage, I want to haggle, someone fell for this once and Im a gambling man so we'll see?

"I can set you up with a site that will earn you thousands a day! Email me ASAP!" = I just created a studio account for a dead camsite and my mom needs her half of the rent by next week, so sign up already FFS

"I'm a professional photographer, I'd love to shoot you Email me!" = Im a master of instagram and/or my model mayhem profile has had 1,000 hits over the past two years

"I work in porn and have worked with a lot of actresses in the industry. I'd love to shoot you too. Email me " = mmmm I have a hard drive FULL of so much pirated porn

I'm a model on this site too!----- I'm not, I'm just a creepy dude that thinks you may give me something free.

BTW--- I've been lurking for a while and finally signed up today. You ladies are awesome!!!!!

Welcome to the forum, sexyred!

As a side note.....sometimes when a custie says they are a model on the site too they just may be one. The way you can tell the difference is if they ACTUALLY pay for your time or not.

(I buy shows from other camgirls every so often because I like telling someone else what to do for a change. Since I am too honest for my own good I will always tell them I am a model also when asked. Hee hee.)

One of my favorite SM models is reading stuff from this thread out loud to guys in her public chat. LMAO!

And one of the guys just asked her what site she's reading from (I hope she doesn't tell them).

"Here is the message for the teaser, feel free to thrown in anything else you'd like " - I reminded her that she is allowed to send more than needed, she will send me all content now!

"I wanna see you cum" - I wanna see you faking an orgams because it is anatomically impossible to reach it the way I tell you to, but fake it well so I don't feel stupid for not realizing.

these fun threads need to stay up lots of ppl in gen chat have noticed that the boards have been a drag fest lately

"YOU ARE NASTY. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOURSELF. GET A LIFE YOU DIRTY WHORE!"

= I'm SO mad that you won't show your pussy for free, and I'm ashamed that I'm on this site in the first place, OR

= I'm a religious zealot who secretly enjoys watching camgirls, so I've chosen this site as my goodwill mission for this week so I can get off in two ways at once, and repent while I'm sinning, but I'm so ashamed of this conflict I'm feeling that I'm going to take it out on you, OR

= I'm a camgirl on this site and I'm so jealous of you that I'm furiously typing in all caps, so fast that I don't even know what I"m writing... my fingers are just flying over the keys... and OMG what did I just write? Dirty whore? But I do this too. Oh shit.

You're lagging / Your feed is choppy / You froze / Is this in HD?

=

Im in a hotel room, Im on my phone, Im on a netbook, have 20 other windows open, Im running youtube and netflix and spotify while still in pvt, Im on dialup, I live in a country with blech internet speeds, my computer is rubbish, my ISP is even stronger rubbish, no seriously I have 100 applications and 10 windows open..................................... Im also unintentionally making you crazy with this very simple and totally innocent comment.

Because youre now rambling about things like cpu usage, computer specs, the encoder, speedtest results, my connection, how Yahoo and MSN should never allow video feeds, etc. like some mad & incredibly boring IT customer service representative.




^lol at some point we should have a "Stupid annoying things Ive personally said and done on cam" thread. poor guy sat through my halfnaked one-sided lecture for 10-15mins before being like "hey i gtg". Worse Ive done this at least 4 times now. Each guy was patient with me totally changing face like they flipped some boring switch. Bless them all.

Asks: Do you have paypal bb? Do you skype BB?
Which means: Say I am gonna pay you so I add you to skype, then you want the show to pay me after, then you disappear. F U!

Asks: what do you do in private?
Which means: how much detail can I get away with to jerk my load on the screen without having to pay you.

Asks: Do you do this for a job?
Which means: How desperate is this girl for money so I can get as little as I can for nothing - when we think - NO I sit here and look fucking fab for nothing you douche.

Asks: When you make my custom vid, can you scream my name?
Which means: I want to tell all my friends you are my GF so I look awesome.. and we are thinking - bitch, I am reselling your vid and all the sudden I FORGOT YOUR NAME!

Asks: I want to cum for you baby.
Which means: I am not paying you a damn thing so show me your vag..

Asks: What do you like to do in your free time?
Which means: If she likes the same things as I do - she might give me free vag!

Asks: can I text you?
Which means: I want to get dirty pictures of you for free so I can break my phone with all the cum that lands on it.

Asks: Do you meet?
Which means: I could possibly be a serial killer, I have to go to a pay cam girl to get a date because I am a shy douche that plays DD in my basement that smells like moth balls.

GREAT THREAD! Kinda tired on remember those, try to block em out - add more later. xo

Or it can also mean this: Let me catch her with a double hook. If she admits this to be her job, I can play Cpt. Save-A-Ho and maybe get a free treat just for being nice to her. If she figures me out and says she's just having fun/gets money elsewhere, I'll pin her down to her word, cause if she's doing it for fun, she should be ok getting me off for free!

[FONT=Palatino]rude jerk: - "7.99 ur not on that level " = "7.99 I am not on that level"

I love that I got taken private right after this![/FONT]

What guys say on cam: $14.99 a minute? Most porn stars don't even charge that!

What guys actually mean on cam: Holy shit! I hope most porn stars don't ever realize that they could be getting away with charging $14.99 a minute!

"I've got a big Dick"- I'm a broke loser with absolutely no social skiils or ability to please a woman.

"How can I make a porno with you?" or "How can I get into porn?"- I'm a loser who thinks he is being slick & getting to fuck for free.

"Do you fuck fans?"- I've watched your porn on free tube sites stealing from you & now I want to you to risk your safety & sanity to fulfill my fantasies cause my bad body odor & yellow teeth have turned off all other females. But because you fuck on film your willing to fuck anyone.

"Flash me"- your stupid & I go room to room all day long repeating myself to get a free show cause I'm a loser to lazy to get a job.

"I want to be your friend."- So you will fuck me for free, give me free shows. Cause I believe your lonely & have no friends or family & secretly believe your less than human because you enjoy sex & being a porn star.

"Do you ever visit England(or anyother place)?" Cause I want my sexually fantasies all to come true on your dime. And I will never take you private.

"Does your family know what you do?" You should be ashamed even though I jerk off to porn all day long & feel no shame myself for wanting to use woman strictly for my own pleasure. So I want to make you feel guilty. No one will ever love you.

"I want to date you."- I want free sex. I want to use & abuse you & never feel bad about it.

"You have a bad attitude."- I'm pissed off you won't fall for my lame ass lines.

good luck ladies,
Sam